bryyn - yodle ae 'stumblin the streets of Michigan watchin the party patrol roll by on Michelin Dan's got his knife so we can go fishin again you got a couple dollars, we aint' no simpletons but it's simple when we can pretend the city streets begin changin and everybody is our friend just got back from south london on the boulevard begin exchangin just story for story mason begins exclamin' the btu's we need is up to 18,000 so we can get this room air conditioned like a nightmare it's american just got back from south london, ooo yeah. holdin back your two cents until there's open space in the conversation your through ventin your frustration to your friends sittin at the round table for service it's oblong and curves the world over you heard this comin from a cocaine addicted texas host, sat back to order a bit of his breakfast toast but forget all of this rhetoric just usin it for fodder move up out of the south and head for colorader with a tube top on and a can of crush girls doin things that'll make you blush fingers to her lips just saying hush gave me a rush like i dunno a rush now things are looking like a beer commercial you're hanging out with some guy named Hershel you're at the blur show you know is fo sure gold digger lookin like they dig the floor show brew ha flowin like a fountain everyone knows you can't fall off mountains your hockey is shoddy play yatzee in rockies when all you want is a little sake. (lyrics mostly by christopher weiher)